Awesome Sauce


Hi :)
I'm Xandria (Pronounced Zandreea NOT exAndria) I am 17 and I am singleeeee. So... I like all kinds of music, books and tv shows and movies. I love making new friends so feel free to message me! I am just looking for a good laugh and a nice person to talk to.
I am also very open to giving advice and being here to listen to you.. so feel free anytime!! <3 I love you all and you better love yourself too :)

Ask me questions, you sexy beast, you.

Type words HEREEE.

Source: orangeis

revedas:

babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.

revedas:

babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.

Source: dandelionpunx

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

Source: sunscorchx

averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

Source: averagefairy

funnyordie:

via @funnyordie

funnyordie:

via @funnyordie

Source: ruinedchildhood

Source: ruinedchildhood

streetlight-mashedpotato:

see out of context this is funny but when you know why he’s actually in there it’s pretty fucked up

Source: aawgaskarth

crashyourcrew:

It’s a different world.

crashyourcrew:

It’s a different world.

Source: martymcfly160

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

Is this a test?

Source: durance

redbelle98:

This was a great moment in Twitter history.

redbelle98:

This was a great moment in Twitter history.

Source: redbelle98

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how we can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

Source: spudsexuall

roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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Source: roughness

giddytf2:

note-a-bear:

human-and-a-dancer:

it’s a puff ball with other puffballs for feetzies

NOOOOOOOOO

Awww, look at you, you puffy floofy floof pooof flooofoopoof foof.

giddytf2:

note-a-bear:

human-and-a-dancer:

it’s a puff ball with other puffballs for feetzies

NOOOOOOOOO

Awww, look at you, you puffy floofy floof pooof flooofoopoof foof.

Source: human-and-a-dancer