Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!
Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.
Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.
stick it to the man, Squid.
why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
see out of context this is funny but when you know why he’s actually in there it’s pretty fucked up
It’s a different world.
ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend
Is this a test?
This was a great moment in Twitter history.
It’s so fucking weird how we can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision
it’s a puff ball with other puffballs for feetzies
Awww, look at you, you puffy floofy floof pooof flooofoopoof foof.
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