Awesome Sauce


Hi :)
I'm Xandria (Pronounced Zandreea NOT exAndria) I am 17 and I am singleeeee. So... I like all kinds of music, books and tv shows and movies. I love making new friends so feel free to message me! I am just looking for a good laugh and a nice person to talk to.
I am also very open to giving advice and being here to listen to you.. so feel free anytime!! <3 I love you all and you better love yourself too :)

Ask me questions, you sexy beast, you.

Type words HEREEE.
sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

Source: ForGIFs.com

zoeuhura:

A+ parenting courtesy of the Turner family

Source: forever90s

Source: pizza-omelette

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

Source: baconbroderick

supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

image

Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

Source: youtube.com

liftedeyes:

liftedeyes:

My friends are amazing at Cards Against Humanity

I’ve never posted anything that deserved to go more viral than this.

liftedeyes:

liftedeyes:

My friends are amazing at Cards Against Humanity

I’ve never posted anything that deserved to go more viral than this.

Source: liftedeyes

psyducked:

amandabymes:

at the dentist like

image

can I have the number of your dentist

Source: amandabymes

the-glitch-mob-cant-kill-us:

spiderwater:

Pizza Planet Truck

further evidence that they all take place in the same universe.

Source: spiderwater

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

Source: daenerystargayren

bachofficial:

seeing someone from school in public

image

Source: bachofficial

Source: memewhore

tescosfinest:

i would hang out with you but i already told my clubpenguin boyfriend we could go to the pizza parlour tonight (: sorry haha, another time?

megustamemes:

YO, MR SNAPE!

Source: whoisvoldemort

vodkacupcakes:

Do you ever lay in bed and crave someones arms around you but like its not gonna happen so you want to explode

Source: vodkacupcakes

artemispotter:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG OMG

Source: fassbenders