Awesome Sauce


Hi :)
I'm Xandria (Pronounced Zandreea NOT exAndria) I am 17 and I am singleeeee. So... I like all kinds of music, books and tv shows and movies. I love making new friends so feel free to message me! I am just looking for a good laugh and a nice person to talk to.
I am also very open to giving advice and being here to listen to you.. so feel free anytime!! <3 I love you all and you better love yourself too :)

Ask me questions, you sexy beast, you.

Type words HEREEE.

Source: ruinedchildhood

streetlight-mashedpotato:

see out of context this is funny but when you know why he’s actually in there it’s pretty fucked up

Source: aawgaskarth

crashyourcrew:

It’s a different world.

crashyourcrew:

It’s a different world.

Source: martymcfly160

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

Is this a test?

Source: durance

redbelle98:

This was a great moment in Twitter history.

redbelle98:

This was a great moment in Twitter history.

Source: redbelle98

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how we can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

Source: spudsexuall

roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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Source: roughness

giddytf2:

note-a-bear:

human-and-a-dancer:

it’s a puff ball with other puffballs for feetzies

NOOOOOOOOO

Awww, look at you, you puffy floofy floof pooof flooofoopoof foof.

giddytf2:

note-a-bear:

human-and-a-dancer:

it’s a puff ball with other puffballs for feetzies

NOOOOOOOOO

Awww, look at you, you puffy floofy floof pooof flooofoopoof foof.

Source: human-and-a-dancer

b-itch-y:

madeupmonkeyshit:

reblogging for the nigga in the back

he dont know wus going on yet he just starts groovin lol

OMG

Source: ispilledmindless

ruinedchildhood:

after I graduate I want to go to my teachers house in the night and be like

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Source: ruinedchildhood

Source: tastefullyoffensive

nerdyspecs-and-baskerville:

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Pet Animals by Adam Ellis

Previously: Animated Animal Facts

My cat LOVES having her tummy rubbed, she purrs like an engine and only hits me when I stop

Source: tastefullyoffensive

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

Source: ForGIFs.com

zoeuhura:

A+ parenting courtesy of the Turner family

Source: forever90s